Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Some Amusing Money Quotes To Make You Smile...

  • In God we trust, all others must pay cash - American Proverb
  • Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben.
  • When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde
  • Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde
  • Rich or poor, it's good to have money. - Sid Lance
  • The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Frank Hubbard
  • I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso
  • You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money. - Jewish Proverb
  • I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - E. E. Cummings
  • My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
  • Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw
  • Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx
  • A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
  • Most people are to busy earning a living to make any money. - ?Unknown?
  • Anyone who says money can't buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop. - Unknown
  • Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen. - Rita Davenport
  • I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better. - Sophie Tucker
  • It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. - Albert Camus
  • Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by other men. - Charles Caleb Colton
  • Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job? - Laurence J. Peter
  • Poverty is a blessing hated by all men. - Italian Proverb
  • A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. - Sir Richard Burton
  • You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy. - Garth Brooks
  • When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost. - Billy Graham
  • If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen.
  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen
  • Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. - Woody Allen
  • Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump
  • To make a million, start with $900,000. - Morton Shulman
  • I am having an out of money experience. - ?Unknown?
  • With money in you pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too. - Jewish Proverb
  • Money isn't everything, but it's a long way ahead of what comes next. - Edmund Stockdale
  • Money is the wise man's religion. - Euripides


moneymonk said...

Wow, a nice list you have there.

I heard another one, it goes something like this ... Money cannot buy everything and whatever it can't buy I don't want. -unknown


John said...

I just love a good quote once in a while. So much wisdome or wit going into one little sentence...

Anonymous said...

Nice list of quotes. Too bad that most of the time we here them, think 'oh, that's a good one', and then promptly forget them.

I try to memorize some of my favorites so I stay focused easier on some of the goals I set for myself.