Thursday, May 04, 2006

Money Humor...

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!""Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly."The father says, "Oh, good. YOU send him the money!"
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A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Rolls Royce.The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secured underground garage. Two weeks later to the day, the man returns to the bank, repays the $5000 and interest of $15.41.The loan officer says inquiringly, "Sir, we were delighted to have your business but, in checking your credit, we learned you are a multimillionaire. Why ever did you need to borrow $5000?""Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for $15.41?"

2 comments:

freedumb said...

LOL...the 2nd one is good...

John said...

Yeah, I think I like that one the best....