The banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend.". . . your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?--Alan King
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.--Johnny Carson
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.--Kin Hubbard
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.--Josh Billings
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.--George Bernard Shaw
Banks will loan you money if you can prove you don't need it--Mark Twain
Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer--Ogden Nash
Bank accounts give a person a good feeling until they realize that banks are insured by an agency of a federal government that's over $2 trillion in debt.--??
You can tell when you're in trouble--the bank sends somebody to repossess your toaster.--??