Monday, May 22, 2006

Money Humor From Some Of The Greats..

The banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend.". . . your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?--Alan King

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.--Johnny Carson

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.--Kin Hubbard

Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.--Josh Billings

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.--George Bernard Shaw

Banks will loan you money if you can prove you don't need it--Mark Twain

Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer--Ogden Nash

Bank accounts give a person a good feeling until they realize that banks are insured by an agency of a federal government that's over $2 trillion in debt.--??

You can tell when you're in trouble--the bank sends somebody to repossess your toaster.--??

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